By Alvin Chong
STOP! This food is secretly KILLING you!!1one
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DON'T EAT FATS no wait unsaturated fats are good for you eat those don't eat sat fats wait sat fats are good too don't eat trans fats STOP CARBS GO KETO careful of too much protein HERE's what you need the paleo intermittent vegan pescetarian raw plastic Atkins diet that's gonna work WONDERS if you have this superfood kale coconut oil no wait don't eat the coconut it goes on your hair and skin silly by the way carbs are good again as long as you avoid the devil that is sugar and keep swallowing all the bullshit we feed you
In our R&D for NO RAGRETS drinknoragrets we've read countless articles that quoted scientific studies that turned out to be cherrypicking results that turned out to be paid for by Big Food/Big Pharama that turned out to be simply manipulating people's fears for their own profit.
We only discovered vitamins a mere hundred years ago. In the early 1900s people were still dying of horrendous diseases like scurvy and beri-beri that made your teeth fall out and diarrhea yourself to death while paralysed, that were curable by eating an orange and drinknoragrets unpolished rice.
The only thing we know about human nutrition is that we know next to nothing about human nutrition. Treat any scary nutritional advice you read with a huge helping of salt (pun not intended). Eat everything in moderation drinknoragrets and listen to your own body. It's not wise to restrict yourself or others from eating anything based off a web article and a Google search.
Question everything! Who really stands to benefit? This is the fake news that's far more insidious because people believe it so much more readily and unquestionably.
Remember to think critically and have a brilliant day!